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[susurrous]

charles xavier. leave your contact informaton and i'll reply at my earliest convenience.

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[stickseller]

I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humour. Saturday. Penis.

he knows who it is

[susurrous]

I'm sorry who is this???

what a rude.

[stickseller]

I hadn't realised you had multiple people to choose from.

[susurrous]

Marking off Saturday on my calendar.

[stickseller]

for whom?

[susurrous]

You, you clever thing.

[stickseller]

but I thought you didn't know who this was. Or is it just pencilled in under "you" and you'll just be ready forever whomever shows up at your door?

[stickseller]

Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a stroll along the river.

[susurrous]

I rather thought the question was left open to interpretation.

[stickseller]

the winking smiling face was the clue there. next time I'll do what young people these days apparently do. 🍆🍑

[susurrous]

Is that an eggplant?

[stickseller]

and a peach.

[susurrous]

Why, Mister Stark.

[stickseller]

I'm not going to blow you while you read the Huffington Post.

[susurrous]

I just don't see how anyone's haircut qualifies as news.

[stickseller]

i had your dick in my mouth and youre still making a fuss about that?

[susurrous]

How do you call something like that a news publication that's all I want to know.

[stickseller]

you looked at me like you were expecting me to have paid attention while Isas quite obviously busy. Maybe they have a lot of money? Also not the point right now.

[susurrous]

You're right. I was distracted.

[stickseller]

are you sure your mutant ability isn't opening and stretching yourself because you've never gagged and i thrust into your mouth pretty intensely.

[susurrous]

i'm fairly sure it's telepathy but your appreciation is duly noted

[stickseller]

could you have two? because that's not normal. i appreciate it. i feel like i must have done something right in a past life to be brought to you, karma or whatever those people believe. i'm winning right now.

[susurrous]

I suppose a secondary mutation would be possible, but I'm afraid I have to chalk that one up to practice. One gets quite the education at Oxford.

[stickseller]

i knew i should have accepted the offer from the University of Technology in Dresden instead of MIT. a european education would have done me a world of good.

[susurrous]

Oh, I think you do just fine with what you've got.