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[susurrous]

charles xavier. leave your contact informaton and i'll reply at my earliest convenience.

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[susurrous]

I do believe your intentions toward me are not entirely honorable.

[stickseller]

Terribly so, I gotta say. The complete opposite. Every honourable thing I could do to you I want the opposite times ten.

[susurrous]

I love it when you sweettalk me.

[stickseller]

I should do it more then. What do you like most? When I keep it vague, or flat out tell you that the next time I see you I'm going to rim you until you beg me to let you come?

[susurrous]

oh my god

do i have to choose one

[stickseller]

no, of course not. i was just curious if you had a preference.

[susurrous]

The details do have something of a profound effect if I'm being honest.

[stickseller]

do they hit right in your sweet spot?

[susurrous]

Often. Frequently. Without fail. Your aim is extraordinary.

[stickseller]

we do get in a lot of practice, and they say that makes perfect. i don't think i'm there yet, so we should probably do more.

[susurrous]

Far be it from me to deny you the right to refine your craft.

[stickseller]

at least you benefit from it, too, though if you want more compensation you have to let me know.

[susurrous]

More compensation than having you tell me filthy things all day long? In the unlikely event that this ever becomes an issue, I will let you know.

[stickseller]

just make sure i prove all my words. i hate lying. at least about some things. when it comes to you.

[susurrous]

You've never disappointed me yet.

[stickseller]

no one's ever said that to me before.

[susurrous]

Philistines.

[stickseller]

people are looking at me funny because i just snorted.

[susurrous]

That seems only fair, considering how many times you've done the same to me.

[stickseller]

i suppose once in a blue moon you should catch me off guard. you're right, it's only fair.

[susurrous]

Once in a blue moon is awfully generous of you, isn't it?

[stickseller]

very, so never let it be said that i ain't a generous kind of guy.